You wanted to find out about arksey reunion in man, here are some of our members, why not join today for FREE; Chris is a Single Male who is 48 years of age and from United Kingdom. He classes himself as a Straight Male, is 5'8" in height and has a Athletic build. He joined us on Mar 2006 and says that if he was an animal he'd be a tiger! details: I was born young in Sussex Great Britain. I wasn't a good early student failing both birth certificate & blood test. I have no brothers or sisters as my parents were so distressed. I soon found I had a photographic memory but it never really developed as I forgot to load the film. I try not to let my mind wander...It’s too small and fragile to be out by itself. I tried to became a wizard but failed the hex-amination I went to a grammar school but didn't learn much grammar preferring to play sport & nearly made the grade as a soccer player until I kicked the habit. I was backwards in poetry classes & used to write inverse. Work After school I took up work as a lumberjack but soon got the chop because I couldn't hack it. I then worked in a cardboard box company but it folded. Next I worked an upholstery machine until I accidentally got dragged in with an armchair. Fortunately I am now fully recovered. Then I got a job down the sewers but even that went down the drain. Well it was a crap job anyway. My favourite job was as bra measurer in M&S but I found I couldn’t handle it. I worked as a teacher for a while but I was discriminated against because I was cross eyed.. I got the sack because I couldn't control my pupils I was a Local Area Network administrator in Australia: in the the LAN down under. I have the capacity to learn from my own mistakes and learn a lot every day Relationships I had a girlfriend with a wooden leg, until she broke it off. I nearly had a psychic girlfriend once but she left before she met me Then there was the girl who worked in the shoe shop. I thought we were going to be sole mates but she gave me the boot - I think she was only trying it on anyway. I even tried chatting up a cheetah but she soon worked out I was trying to pull a fast one I went out with a gym instructor once and asked her to teach me how to do the splits. She son lost interest when she asked how flexible I was and found out I could only make Tuesdays There is one glimmer of hope on the money front though, I used to spend a fortune on deodorant but now I have just realized that people didn't like me anyway I took her out to a Chinese restaurant for valentines day abut it all went wrong. This duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds". I said "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck". I was so unlucky with women that I made the mistake of replacing sex with food. Now I can't even get into my own pants. One girl said I wasn't well hung because she could still get a couple of fingers under the noose I went out with a girl who was ten years younger than me. She gave me some tips for keeping my youth. Give her diamonds jewelry and a nice flat in Mayfair Last Christmas I gave santa a list of what I wanted. All I got was a sweater which was quite disappointing, I would have preferred a screamer or a moaner. There was another girl who came round the house and talked non stop about the filthy state of my carpets?". I thought "That's all I need, a Je-hoover's witness Then I went out to dinner with a lady chess champion. There was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt. She said "You remind me of a pepper pot", I said "I'll take that as a condiment". Then I had a period when I fell in love with two school bags up until then I didn't realise I was bisatchel I was in Tesco's and I saw this man wrapped in a barcode with my girlfriend and that's when I asked her "Are you two an item?". I went to a party wearing only jump leads. They let me in but told me not to start anything. The psychiatrist girlfriend I had wasn't phased when I wore cling film pants. She took one look and told me I can clearly see you're nuts Interests I entered a local paper's pun contest. Sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did. I wouldn’t live anywhere but Sussex because my house is there. Bought a car with hair conditioning but it doesn’t seem to work… I’ve still got dandruff after 6 months. Its got 16 valves too. 4 in the engine and 12 in the radio. For a hobby I love trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself. I often have to break into song because I can't find the right key. I was arrested for dressing as a gnome and doing fortune telling but I escaped. Police are looking for a small medium at large. I tried to end it all jumping off a Paris bridge but everyone said I was in Seine. As I get older its sad to say that I have just discovered the first strands of gray hair and I felt like dyeing. I did a marathon in wellington boots but suffered the agony of defeat. I am optomistic though. Most days I beat my own personal best record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive. One secret about me is that I have a pound note tattoo (you know where). I love the feeling of hard cash and I love to see my money grow. My last girlfriend was inflatable but I am afraid I didn’t see the pin on the floor and let her down badly. The truth is ...I LMAO out loud in Public too so if you fancy a chat and some fun banter I am only a click away ....(except currently my mouse is giving me problems since it was attacked by the cat but I will see what I can do) If you want to find out more realistic information about me contact me direct or to get some photos please mail ***removed***. It would be wonderful to hear from you. Worlds can change in moments, one little click can make a world of difference. Chris view profile | contact | images Svetlana is a Single Female who is 24 years of age and from United Kingdom. She classes herself as a Straight Female, is 5'5" in height and has a Slim build. She joined us on Feb 2006 and says that if she was an animal she'd be a dog! details: where do I start? I'm a very open and honest person .perhaps on the verge of being completely blunt at times. I love to make people smile and laugh, because life goes by too fast to waste it in anger. I have strong opinions but I try to stay as open minded as possible. My friends will tell you that I am extremely kind, generous, and protective of those I care for. I am deathly afraid of unmarked school buses and clowns. I am neither a complete optimist or pessimist but I like to think of myself as a realist. My favorite color is purple, and I probably have way too many opinions on too many varying subjects. I know a wealth of useless information but I can't remember what 8 plus 7 is. I haven't met "The One" but it seems like everyone else I know already has. I'm more creative and artistic versus analytical. Music and poetry move me. Ignorant and immature people piss me off. I love the summer and large bodies of water. We have such a rich history and culture that I can't help but be proud of it. My family is everything to me, despite their oddities. I don't have a specific "type". I am very open-minded so I like to see people for who they are, rather than what they supposedly represent. I become attracted to people by what I understand of that person and how they make me feel, rather than just by looks. My alcohol tolerance is too low and I'm probably too blunt and honest for my own good. I tend to be very clumsy and say or do airheaded things unintentionally. Luckily, I have a great sense of humor so I can laugh at myself. Wouldn't you rather have people laugh with you rather than at you? I love music, cars, dancing, shopping, movies, and reading.Sorry that is where i will have to stop for now and hope to hear from you. view profile | contact | images Allan is a Divorced Male who is 57 years of age and from United Kingdom. He classes himself as a Straight Male, is 5'10" in height and has a Slim build. He joined us on Apr 2007 and says that if he was an animal he'd be an elephant! details: I enjoy life and would like to meet a lady to wine and dine enjoy weekends away holidays abroad and share lots of fun times. I am a non-smoker, clean shaven and in full time employment. I am honest, genuine and very tactile and expect the same. I live in Harborne, B'ham and would like to meet a lady close to me. Thank you for taking the time to read this add. view profile | contact | images Stuart is a Almost Divorced Male who is 42 years of age and from United Kingdom. He classes himself as a Straight Male, is 6'2" in height and has a Slim build. He joined us on Feb 2006 and says that if he was an animal he'd be an eagle! details: Out there, there is someone for everyone. It's not so hard to meet people, but to meet that special someone, with the x-factor, well, that's a skill in itself. I'd like to meet someone who like to get out, travel, appreciate art, music, photography and the sunrise. Someone who is laid back AND enthusiastic, someone who is funny AND serious, someone who has seen a bit of the world, appreciates it AND wants to see lot more. Of course integrity, honesty and humour are givens. Oops! Is that a word? Who cares! view profile | contact | images terry is a Divorced Male who is 49 years of age and from United States. He classes himself as a Straight Male, is 5'9" in height and has a Athletic build. He joined us on Apr 2007 and says that if he was an animal he'd be a dog! details: love u view profile | contact | images linet is a Single Female who is 27 years of age and from Kenya. She classes herself as a Straight Female, is 5'4" in height and has a Medium build. She joined us on Nov 2006 and says that if she was an animal she'd be a love bird! details: am humble,honest and very beautiful,i dlike aguywhos likewise. view profile | contact | images Kells is a Almost Single Female who is 21 years of age and from United Kingdom. She classes herself as a Bi Female, is 5'6" in height and has a Athletic build. She joined us on Jun 2005 and says that if she was an animal she'd be a lion! details: Hi, I am looking for a bit of fun with all types of people and the stranger the better! I love odd looking people. Bald men are a particular favourite!! Mmmmm Anyway - seriously though I would like to eventually meet someone who is serious about wanting a long term relationship but have been keen on open relationships in the past even better when we share the person in question. Send me an email and we can chat about our hobbies and if we would like to meet up and see where the night takes us. Speak to you soon x x x Kells view profile | contact | images

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