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| || Chris is a Single Male who is 10 years of age and from United Kingdom. He classes himself as a Straight Male, is 5'8" in height and has a Athletic build. He joined us on Mar 2006 and says that if he was an animal he'd be a tiger!
details: I was born young in Sussex Great Britain. I wasn't a good early student failing both birth certificate & blood test.
I have no brothers or sisters as my parents were so distressed. I soon found I had a photographic memory but it never really developed as I forgot to load the film. I try not to let my mind wander...It’s too small and fragile to be out by itself. I tried to became a wizard but failed the hex-amination
I went to a grammar school but didn't learn much grammar preferring to play sport & nearly made the grade as a soccer player until I kicked the habit. I was backwards in poetry classes & used to write inverse.
After school I took up work as a lumberjack but soon got the chop because I couldn't hack it. I then worked in a cardboard box company but it folded.
Next I worked an upholstery machine until I accidentally got dragged in with an armchair. Fortunately I am now fully recovered. Then I got a job down the sewers but even that went down the drain. Well it was a crap job anyway. My favourite job was as bra measurer in M&S but I found I couldn’t handle it.
I worked as a teacher for a while but I was discriminated against because I was cross eyed.. I got the sack because I couldn't control my pupils
I was a Local Area Network administrator in Australia: in the the LAN down under.
I have the capacity to learn from my own mistakes and learn a lot
I had a girlfriend with a wooden leg, until she broke it off. I nearly had a psychic girlfriend once but she left before she met me
Then there was the girl who worked in the shoe shop. I thought we were going to be sole mates but she gave me the boot - I think she was only trying it on anyway.
I even tried chatting up a cheetah but she soon worked out I was
trying to pull a fast one
I went out with a gym instructor once and asked her to teach me how
to do the splits. She son lost interest when she asked how flexible
I was and found out I could only make Tuesdays
There is one glimmer of hope on the money front though, I used to spend a fortune on deodorant but now I have just realized that people didn't like me anyway
I took her out to a Chinese restaurant for valentines day abut it
all went wrong. This duck came up to me with a red rose and says
"Your eyes sparkle like diamonds". I said "Waiter, I asked for
I was so unlucky with women that I made the mistake of replacing
sex with food. Now I can't even get into my own pants.
One girl said I wasn't well hung because she could still get a
couple of fingers under the noose
I went out with a girl who was ten years younger than me. She gave
me some tips for keeping my youth. Give her diamonds jewelry and a
nice flat in Mayfair
Last Christmas I gave santa a list of what I wanted. All I got was a
sweater which was quite disappointing, I would have preferred a
screamer or a moaner.
There was another girl who came round the house and talked non stop
about the filthy state of my carpets?". I thought "That's all I need, a
Then I went out to dinner with a lady chess champion. There was a
check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt. She
said "You remind me of a pepper pot", I said "I'll take that as a
Then I had a period when I fell in love with two school bags up
until then I didn't realise I was bisatchel
I was in Tesco's and I saw this man wrapped in a barcode with my
girlfriend and that's when I asked her "Are you two an item?".
I went to a party wearing only jump leads. They let me in but told
me not to start anything.
The psychiatrist girlfriend I had wasn't phased when I wore cling
film pants. She took one look and told me I can clearly see you're
I entered a local paper's pun contest. Sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
I wouldn’t live anywhere but Sussex because my house is there. Bought a car with hair conditioning but it doesn’t seem to work… I’ve still got dandruff after 6 months. Its got 16 valves too. 4 in the engine and 12 in the radio.
For a hobby I love trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I
can hardly contain myself.
I often have to break into song because I can't find the right key.
I was arrested for dressing as a gnome and doing fortune telling but I escaped. Police are looking for a small medium at large.
I tried to end it all jumping off a Paris bridge but everyone said I was in Seine.
As I get older its sad to say that I have just discovered the first strands of gray hair and I felt like dyeing.
I did a marathon in wellington boots but suffered the agony of defeat.
I am optomistic though. Most days I beat my own personal best record
for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.
One secret about me is that I have a pound note tattoo (you know where). I love the feeling of hard cash and I love to see my money grow. My last girlfriend was inflatable but I am afraid I didn’t see the pin on the floor and let her down badly.
The truth is ...I LMAO out loud in Public too so if you fancy a chat and some fun banter I am only a click away ....(except currently my mouse is giving me problems since it was attacked by the cat but I will see what I can do)
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| || kelvin is a Single Male who is 6 years of age and from United States. He classes himself as a Straight Male, is 5'11" in height and has a Medium build. He joined us on Jul 2005 and says that if he was an animal he'd be a love bird!
details: YOU CAN REACH ME IN MY PRIVATE EMAIL(***removed***)
FOR MORE DETAILS OF THE TRANSACTIONS.
It is by the grace of God that I received Christ,knowing the truth and
the truth have set me free.Having known the truth, I had no choice than
to do what is lawful and right in the sight of God for eternal life and
in the sight of man for witness of GodĂ‚Â´s mercy and glory upon my
I have the pleasure to share my testimony with you,having seen your
contact from the Internet. I am BARRISTER Kelvin Anderson,the legal adviser
to late Mr. and Mrs. Bright Williams,a British couple that lived in my
Country Nigeria for 25 years before they both died in a plane crash
late last year. These couple were good Christians, they were so
dedicated to God but they had no child till they died. Throughout their
stay in my country, they acquired a lot of properties like lands, house
As their legal adviser, before their death, the husband Mr. Bright
Williams instructed me to write his WILL. Because they had no child,
they dedicated their wealth to God. According to the WILL, the
properties have to be sold and the money be given out to a ministry for
the work of God. As their legal adviser,all the documents for the
properties were in my care.
He gave me the authority to sell the properties and give out the fund
to the Ministries for the work of God.
To cut the story short, I sold all the properties after their death, as
instructed by my client,Mr. Bright Williams before his death.
And as matter of fact, after I sold all their perties,expectedly, I
realized a huge amount of money that runs into millions of dollars,and
what supposed to be the percentage interest of my right legal fee was
firstly deducted by me out of the total amount realized from the sold
properties, this was based on the initial agreement between me and the
owner of the properties before his death.
Therefore,the total amount left to be invested into God's work as
instructed by the owner is $20,000,000.00 (twenty million US dollars)
only. But Instead of giving the main fund out for the work of God as
instructed to me by my client before his death.
I converted the fund to myself with the intention of investing the fund
abroad for my personal use. I was afraid of putting the fund in the
Bank, because I have to give account to the bank on how got the money.
I then packaged the fund in consignments and deposited the consignments
with a security company. I did not want the management of the Security
Company to know the content of the consignments, therefore I registered
the content of the consignments as Gold Bars. Now, the security company
believes that what I deposited with them was Gold Bars.
I had encounter with Christ when Pastor Benny Hinn was preaching on
television concerning Ananias and Saphira in Acts 5:1-11. After hearing
the word of God, I gave my life to Christ and became a born again
As a born again Christian, I started reading my bible and one day, the
Lord opened my eyes to Ezekiel 33: 18 and 19. From the scripture, I
discovered that the only way I could have peace in my life is to do
what is lawful and right by giving out the fund as instructed for the
work of God by my client.
I have asked God for forgiveness on my initial thought concerning the
money,and I know that God have forgiven me. But I have to do what is
lawful and right in the sight of God by giving out the fund to the
chosen ministry for the purpose of God's work as instructed by my
client before his death.
After my fasting and prayers, I asked God to make his choice and direct
me to a honest Christian or the chosen ministry that deserves this fund
by his Grace. I then came across your address on the Internet as I was
browsing through a Christian site, and as a matter of fact, it is not
only you or your ministry that I picked on the Christian site
initially, but after my fervent prayer over it, then you were nominated
through divine revelation from God, so that was how I received such a
divine revelation from the Lord, how I got your contact information, and
I then decided to contact you for the fund to be used wisely for things
that will glorify the name of God.
I have notified the Security Company where I deposited the consignments
that contained the fund, that I am moving the consignment abroad and
the security company has since been waiting for my authority for the
consignment to leave my country and be moved abroad.
So if you know that you will use this fund honestly and wisely for
things that will glorify God's name,then do contact me back,ASAP.Then
you send to me in your reply,YOUR FULL NAMES,YOUR PERSONAL ADDRESS,YOUR
TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBERS.These informations are required by the
seurity company to facilitate the process of the funds receiver's
documentation Your prompt response will be highly appreciated in my private email
God bless you.
Yours in Christ.
BARRISTER kelvin Anderson.
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