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Comment: Me with my big cock United Kingdom Chris is a Single Male who is 10 years of age and from United Kingdom. He classes himself as a Straight Male, is 5'8" in height and has a Athletic build. He joined us on Mar 2006 and says that if he was an animal he'd be a tiger!

details: I was born young in Sussex Great Britain. I wasn't a good early student failing both birth certificate & blood test. I have no brothers or sisters as my parents were so distressed. I soon found I had a photographic memory but it never really developed as I forgot to load the film. I try not to let my mind wander...It’s too small and fragile to be out by itself. I tried to became a wizard but failed the hex-amination I went to a grammar school but didn't learn much grammar preferring to play sport & nearly made the grade as a soccer player until I kicked the habit. I was backwards in poetry classes & used to write inverse. Work After school I took up work as a lumberjack but soon got the chop because I couldn't hack it. I then worked in a cardboard box company but it folded. Next I worked an upholstery machine until I accidentally got dragged in with an armchair. Fortunately I am now fully recovered. Then I got a job down the sewers but even that went down the drain. Well it was a crap job anyway. My favourite job was as bra measurer in M&S but I found I couldn’t handle it. I worked as a teacher for a while but I was discriminated against because I was cross eyed.. I got the sack because I couldn't control my pupils I was a Local Area Network administrator in Australia: in the the LAN down under. I have the capacity to learn from my own mistakes and learn a lot every day Relationships I had a girlfriend with a wooden leg, until she broke it off. I nearly had a psychic girlfriend once but she left before she met me Then there was the girl who worked in the shoe shop. I thought we were going to be sole mates but she gave me the boot - I think she was only trying it on anyway. I even tried chatting up a cheetah but she soon worked out I was trying to pull a fast one I went out with a gym instructor once and asked her to teach me how to do the splits. She son lost interest when she asked how flexible I was and found out I could only make Tuesdays There is one glimmer of hope on the money front though, I used to spend a fortune on deodorant but now I have just realized that people didn't like me anyway I took her out to a Chinese restaurant for valentines day abut it all went wrong. This duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds". I said "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck". I was so unlucky with women that I made the mistake of replacing sex with food. Now I can't even get into my own pants. One girl said I wasn't well hung because she could still get a couple of fingers under the noose I went out with a girl who was ten years younger than me. She gave me some tips for keeping my youth. Give her diamonds jewelry and a nice flat in Mayfair Last Christmas I gave santa a list of what I wanted. All I got was a sweater which was quite disappointing, I would have preferred a screamer or a moaner. There was another girl who came round the house and talked non stop about the filthy state of my carpets?". I thought "That's all I need, a Je-hoover's witness Then I went out to dinner with a lady chess champion. There was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt. She said "You remind me of a pepper pot", I said "I'll take that as a condiment". Then I had a period when I fell in love with two school bags up until then I didn't realise I was bisatchel I was in Tesco's and I saw this man wrapped in a barcode with my girlfriend and that's when I asked her "Are you two an item?". I went to a party wearing only jump leads. They let me in but told me not to start anything. The psychiatrist girlfriend I had wasn't phased when I wore cling film pants. She took one look and told me I can clearly see you're nuts Interests I entered a local paper's pun contest. Sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did. I wouldn’t live anywhere but Sussex because my house is there. Bought a car with hair conditioning but it doesn’t seem to work… I’ve still got dandruff after 6 months. Its got 16 valves too. 4 in the engine and 12 in the radio. For a hobby I love trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself. I often have to break into song because I can't find the right key. I was arrested for dressing as a gnome and doing fortune telling but I escaped. Police are looking for a small medium at large. I tried to end it all jumping off a Paris bridge but everyone said I was in Seine. As I get older its sad to say that I have just discovered the first strands of gray hair and I felt like dyeing. I did a marathon in wellington boots but suffered the agony of defeat. I am optomistic though. Most days I beat my own personal best record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive. One secret about me is that I have a pound note tattoo (you know where). I love the feeling of hard cash and I love to see my money grow. My last girlfriend was inflatable but I am afraid I didn’t see the pin on the floor and let her down badly. The truth is ...I LMAO out loud in Public too so if you fancy a chat and some fun banter I am only a click away ....(except currently my mouse is giving me problems since it was attacked by the cat but I will see what I can do) If you want to find out more realistic information about me contact me direct or to get some photos please mail ***removed***. It would be wonderful to hear from you. Worlds can change in moments, one little click can make a world of difference. Chris

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details: am barbra ,am a spots girl ,so i am in excellent physical condition with long legs that go all the way to Heaven". I am thin but shapely in all the right places. I am a very sensual woman.just graduated from school so i decided to try this and see where it goes.I have a great sense of humor and am very fun outgoing, i know how to be serious when i have to be.I believe that there is a place and time for everthing i wouldn't want to be bothered. I love to smile and laugh.Good heart and mind I know what i want in my life. Looking for someone to share our life with.Someone who has a good head on their shoulders and knows that family is vital to them .One that loves children and a family setting .someone who is not affraid to be themselves and likes to show public affection.

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details: any body is well welcome.but someone serious and sexxy

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How are you,you sounded very interesting in your profile and I decided to send you this mail to United States pat_smith2007 is a Single Female who is -7 years of age and from United States. She classes herself as a Straight Female, is 5'6" in height and has a Athletic build. She joined us on Jan 2007 and says that if she was an animal she'd be a dog!

details: kindly let me know. We could just be friends. But if you decide to be serious with me you will never regret it. I will make you the queen of the universe. I will tell you more when I hear from you. I will like to know more about you too.and pls mail me to pat_smith2007(at)yahoo(dot)com Height: 170 cm (5'8"), Weight: 80 kg (180 lbs), Body Type: Athletic, Hair Color: Black, Hair Style: Short & curly, Eye Color: Smoldering black, Looks: Good , lookingPersonal Style: I follow my own style, Location: irvine,CA , Ethnicity:usa,Profession: aketing advertismentEducation: some college, Religion: christian, Marital Status: Single Live With: Roommate(s),Personality: Pretty passionate about things,Thoughts on Smoking: no Thoughts on Alcohol: I drink socially pls you can contact me on pat_smith2007(at)yahoo(dot)com

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details: hello i am a romantic and carefull guy lloking for a nice and serious girl for friendship and more try me out

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Comment: n/a United States Rick is a Divorced Male who is 13 years of age and from United States. He classes himself as a Straight Male, is 5'8" in height and has a Muscular build. He joined us on May 2005 and says that if he was an animal he'd be an eagle!

details: There's a lot you can say about me, but "boring" isn't the phrase that comes to mind when anyone things of me. I'm one of those guys who things "too much" isn't enough. I don't do things the typical way, and it's a rare day that I'm sitting still. I like to feel that thrill of doing something, of being adventurous in every aspect of my life. I'd like to find that lady who enjoys being as wild, and just as active as I am. I have a huge sence of humor, and enjoy laughing till our sides hurt..! But also I'm one who enjoys a romantic night at home, or walks on a moon lit beach. I'm a very faithful and loving person too. One who, wants a warm and loving home, and very close family. I work very hard, but sharing a exciting life with someone who matches me would be worth it.....!!!!!! IDEAL MATCH: Are you: Flirtatious? Very Sexy? High spirited? Full of energy? Someone who knows that she is pretty, and not shy about showing it? But, I need someone who is, someone that I can trust and who can be my "Best Friend". I also look for some who has, a great sence of humor. Someone who really wants a warm and loving home, with a very close family. Can you be a extremely sexy and sexual woman, also being a wonderful wife and "Best Friend" at the same time...? If so, I'm very anxious to hear from you. Looking for age range: 18 to 35. But also interested in someone older, who fits into this age range in every way.

Brown eyes... Dark Brown hair... Would be an eagle...
Comment: n/a Australia Kosta is a Single Male who is -18 years of age and from Australia. He classes himself as a Bi Curious Male, is 6'2" in height and has a Athletic build. He joined us on Jul 2006 and says that if he was an animal he'd be a tiger!

details: love to speak to anyone who can have a good conversation and knows how to enjoy themselves.

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