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I try not to let my mind wander...It’s too small and fragile to be out by itself. I tried to became a wizard but failed the hex-amination I went to a grammar school but didn't learn much grammar preferring to play sport & nearly made the grade as a soccer player until I kicked the habit. I was backwards in poetry classes & used to write inverse. Work After school I took up work as a lumberjack but soon got the chop because I couldn't hack it. I then worked in a cardboard box company but it folded. Next I worked an upholstery machine until I accidentally got dragged in with an armchair. Fortunately I am now fully recovered. Then I got a job down the sewers but even that went down the drain. Well it was a crap job anyway. My favourite job was as bra measurer in M&S but I found I couldn’t handle it. I worked as a teacher for a while but I was discriminated against because I was cross eyed.. 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