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Comment: Me with my big cock United Kingdom Chris is a Single Male who is 47 years of age and from United Kingdom. He classes himself as a Straight Male, is 5'8" in height and has a Athletic build. He joined us on Mar 2006 and says that if he was an animal he'd be a tiger!

details: I was born young in Sussex Great Britain. I wasn't a good early student failing both birth certificate & blood test. I have no brothers or sisters as my parents were so distressed. I soon found I had a photographic memory but it never really developed as I forgot to load the film. I try not to let my mind wander...It’s too small and fragile to be out by itself. I tried to became a wizard but failed the hex-amination I went to a grammar school but didn't learn much grammar preferring to play sport & nearly made the grade as a soccer player until I kicked the habit. I was backwards in poetry classes & used to write inverse. Work After school I took up work as a lumberjack but soon got the chop because I couldn't hack it. I then worked in a cardboard box company but it folded. Next I worked an upholstery machine until I accidentally got dragged in with an armchair. Fortunately I am now fully recovered. Then I got a job down the sewers but even that went down the drain. Well it was a crap job anyway. My favourite job was as bra measurer in M&S but I found I couldn’t handle it. I worked as a teacher for a while but I was discriminated against because I was cross eyed.. I got the sack because I couldn't control my pupils I was a Local Area Network administrator in Australia: in the the LAN down under. I have the capacity to learn from my own mistakes and learn a lot every day Relationships I had a girlfriend with a wooden leg, until she broke it off. I nearly had a psychic girlfriend once but she left before she met me Then there was the girl who worked in the shoe shop. I thought we were going to be sole mates but she gave me the boot - I think she was only trying it on anyway. I even tried chatting up a cheetah but she soon worked out I was trying to pull a fast one I went out with a gym instructor once and asked her to teach me how to do the splits. She son lost interest when she asked how flexible I was and found out I could only make Tuesdays There is one glimmer of hope on the money front though, I used to spend a fortune on deodorant but now I have just realized that people didn't like me anyway I took her out to a Chinese restaurant for valentines day abut it all went wrong. This duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds". I said "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck". I was so unlucky with women that I made the mistake of replacing sex with food. Now I can't even get into my own pants. One girl said I wasn't well hung because she could still get a couple of fingers under the noose I went out with a girl who was ten years younger than me. She gave me some tips for keeping my youth. Give her diamonds jewelry and a nice flat in Mayfair Last Christmas I gave santa a list of what I wanted. All I got was a sweater which was quite disappointing, I would have preferred a screamer or a moaner. There was another girl who came round the house and talked non stop about the filthy state of my carpets?". I thought "That's all I need, a Je-hoover's witness Then I went out to dinner with a lady chess champion. There was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt. She said "You remind me of a pepper pot", I said "I'll take that as a condiment". Then I had a period when I fell in love with two school bags up until then I didn't realise I was bisatchel I was in Tesco's and I saw this man wrapped in a barcode with my girlfriend and that's when I asked her "Are you two an item?". I went to a party wearing only jump leads. They let me in but told me not to start anything. The psychiatrist girlfriend I had wasn't phased when I wore cling film pants. She took one look and told me I can clearly see you're nuts Interests I entered a local paper's pun contest. Sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did. I wouldn’t live anywhere but Sussex because my house is there. Bought a car with hair conditioning but it doesn’t seem to work… I’ve still got dandruff after 6 months. Its got 16 valves too. 4 in the engine and 12 in the radio. For a hobby I love trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself. I often have to break into song because I can't find the right key. I was arrested for dressing as a gnome and doing fortune telling but I escaped. Police are looking for a small medium at large. I tried to end it all jumping off a Paris bridge but everyone said I was in Seine. As I get older its sad to say that I have just discovered the first strands of gray hair and I felt like dyeing. I did a marathon in wellington boots but suffered the agony of defeat. I am optomistic though. Most days I beat my own personal best record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive. One secret about me is that I have a pound note tattoo (you know where). I love the feeling of hard cash and I love to see my money grow. My last girlfriend was inflatable but I am afraid I didn’t see the pin on the floor and let her down badly. The truth is ...I LMAO out loud in Public too so if you fancy a chat and some fun banter I am only a click away ....(except currently my mouse is giving me problems since it was attacked by the cat but I will see what I can do) If you want to find out more realistic information about me contact me direct or to get some photos please mail ***removed***. It would be wonderful to hear from you. Worlds can change in moments, one little click can make a world of difference. Chris

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Comment: some might say this was a bit of a tease United Kingdom Deepgrind is a Married Male who is 36 years of age and from United Kingdom. He classes himself as a Straight Male, is 5'9" in height and has a Athletic build. He joined us on Feb 2005 and says that if he was an animal he'd be a love bird!

details: Thank you for taking the time to read my ad, what does one say. I a well educated black guy, married (you know the score) but seeking something a bit extra outside my relationship while I am frankly not seeking to break it up because... I am easy going and love to take the time to enjoy the company I am in. I do not have a 'type' rather, I believe if there is a chemistry between 2 people it will come manifest itself and we shall have the best of times in each ohers company.

Black eyes... Black hair... Would be a love bird...
Comment: Brad Pitt impression lol. Not the best photo but all I had, honest. United Kingdom Paul is a Single Male who is 28 years of age and from United Kingdom. He classes himself as a Straight Male, is 5'8" in height and has a Athletic build. He joined us on May 2005 and says that if he was an animal he'd be a tiger!

details: I am an outgoing, sociable warm person looking for someone to have fun and enjoy my time with. I enjoy spending time with friends, pubs, clubs and restraunts as well as playing sports such as Football and Tennis. If you want to know more you will have to ask. p.s in the photo I am 2nd from left

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Comment: n/a United Kingdom Cheryl is a Divorced Female who is 53 years of age and from United Kingdom. She classes herself as a Straight Female, is 5'1" in height and has a Slim build. She joined us on Dec 2006 and says that if she was an animal she'd be a cat!

details: A too trusting sincere lady seeks that 1 in million..Mr Nice

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Comment: n/a United Kingdom Sassy is a Single Female who is 24 years of age and from United Kingdom. She classes herself as a Bi Curious Female, is 5'6" in height and has a Slim build. She joined us on Nov 2004 and says that if she was an animal she'd be a cat!

details: Hello, I am only 22 but thought I would try out this dating thing to meet new people. I would love to meet someone who just wants to have fun go out and have a laugh - up for anything. Try new hobbies of yours go new places, new positions...tee hee!! Send me an email and we shall see...........

Brown eyes... Dark Brown hair... Would be a cat...
Comment: n/a United Kingdom tony is a Single Male who is 44 years of age and from United Kingdom. He classes himself as a Straight Male, is 5'11" in height and has a Medium build. He joined us on Apr 2005 and says that if he was an animal he'd be a lion!

details: looking for female friends who love rock/metal and hardcore music for chats etc!

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Comment: hi come fall in love India kumar is a Single Male who is 26 years of age and from India. He classes himself as a Straight Male, is 5'11" in height and has a Athletic build. He joined us on Feb 2006 and says that if he was an animal he'd be a love bird!

details: hi, girls i like friend ship with girls because girls are less cheaters than boys and have a good heart,girls are more helpfull. GOD HAS CREATED BEAUTY IN THE FORM OF GIRLS

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